Destiny and the Little Red Caboose

Ever read The Little Red Caboose? It started something like this:

“First came the big black engine, puffing and chuffing.
Then came the boxcars,
Then the oil cars,
Then the coal cars,
Then the flat cars.

Sometimes they were switched around in different ways,
But the little red caboose always came last.”

So I was replaying the campaign in D2, since I’d never made a hunter, and was watching the waves of enemies coming at me in the same way they always have in Destiny, and this occurred to me:

First came the big spiny War Dogs, biting and spitting.
Then came the Legionaries,
Then the Phalanxes,
Then the Gladiators,
Then the Centurions.

Sometimes they were switched around in different ways,
But the Big Fucking Valus always came last.

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