“Mom of three, day job in retail management hell, crochet addict for 20 years and counting.”
That’s the short version. The long version includes details like Navy veteran and met my ex-husband through my old blog and did I ever tell you about the time when the cops showed up looking for the neighbor who taught me to crochet? and grew up in Minnesota and I finally quit smoking but you can pry my coffee from my cold, dead hands.
Did I mention rather scattered, at least on paper? 
I love my life, but I find it a bit difficult to summarize. Crochet is so great because it’s a controlled chaos, you know? Making all those loops play nice with each other is soothing. Which probably says something scary about me, but I’ve been loving it for too long to care. 