Wished today that I had an Xbox One,

and I think that it’s worth the Kinect just to have the “record that” feature.

All of us have these moments of insanity that beg to be recorded. I find that those moments occur approximately 6780 times more often when playing Titanfall, however.

Today I was on Corporate and it was the end of an aggravating match that we’d just lost and I’m in a mostly-undamaged Atlas. I hightail it over to the evac point to take a look and I’ve got three enemy titans standing there barely noticing me. They’re way too busy wanting to destroy the ship to care if there’s a titan running around. So I hit ‘em with my rocket salvo and dive into the middle of the group, spamming punches like there’s no tomorrow. And when they close in around me to kill me (ok, I know you know what I did next, but it was still a thing of beauty…) I ejected.

This just happened to be the loadout I run nukes on. Got all three titans. I was watching the damage toll scroll at the bottom of the screen and it took me a moment to realize that I hadn’t actually landed where I might have expected.

I was in the evac ship.

We jumped.

And then I cleaned the change out of my wallet and sighed. My penny jar’s got a long way to go to 500 bucks.